||[Apr. 18th, 2004|02:15 pm]
So if you read this journal chances are you've read something about Kirsten, or she-who-is-being-bombed-constantly by myself. Well It turns out i finally got some really good dirt on her boyfriend Peter. He's Canadian, and that makes it infinitely easier for me to say nasty things in her presence. So for those of you who are at all educated in dirty jokes, i asked her this on friday. Let's see if you get it.
Her-"Something stupid i don't quite remember"
Me-"Shut up you stupid bitch, we don't care what you have to say. By the way, how does it feel to have a bottle of Labatt Blue poured on your face?"
don't feel ashamed if you don't get it. but if you do then realize you have a sick sick dirty nasty mind.